kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

Kelly marshall

Liar and deciept

Kelly marshall is a bitch

by Kelly the 2 face bitch July 21, 2019

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.

"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."

by brewwarrior September 26, 2019

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie

"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."

by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020