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Johnny G spot 

a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Johnny Bench Called 

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

johnny boy

A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers
Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care
johnny boy by cherryeater September 6, 2010

johnny rotten 

a fart that leaves a lingering smell
dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten
johnny rotten by mab7689 February 10, 2009

Johnny On The Spot 

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.
Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!
Johnny On The Spot by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny bananas 

A cast member on MTVs the challenge who has the most wins and the most money. Usually loves to form a strong alliance and stir the pot. Everyone even Jimmy Fallon loves him!
Hey who won the challenge on mtv last season? Oh it’s your boy Johnny Bananas!
johnny bananas by Cguyiscool November 29, 2017

Johnny Depp 

The only actor Tim Burton seems to have heard of.
Tim Burton: "Hmmm, I'm casting for a new film, now what actors are there...ah Johnny Depp yes of course!"
Johnny Depp by Wordsmith01 June 23, 2010