The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Mikal jordan

The very best basketball player of all time also the way troydan says his name

MIKAL JORDAN IS THE GOAT

by Lil Gylfi on the beat June 24, 2021

Timothy-Jordan

Timothy-Jordan is an double name. He is made up of Timothy and Jordan, both of which mean that he could play a very important person in your life. Above all, loyalty and love are in the foreground. He would die for his closest friends. He also has a pretty good sense of humor. The person named Timothy-Jordan is very rare and therefore above all a specimen that should be treated well because if you have treated him badly once he will remember it and he will never be good to you again.

Marc: "Damn where is Timothy-Jordan??"
Selina: "He's actual behind you.."

by scotttyler97 November 22, 2021

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022