jeez jizz

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

by hexvex May 27, 2008

Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 14, 2009

Jizz Giant

Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"

The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.

by JizzGiant101 October 18, 2010

Face Jizz

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

jizz train

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

by Philip McAvoy May 3, 2008

high jizz

when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.

I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.

by asadachi December 15, 2010

turkey jizz

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite

ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!

by clint rue November 25, 2003