Jessica

Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!

And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.

Person 1: Hi! I am Jessica!
Person 2: Yeah I knew that the minute I saw ur fat ass.

by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021

Super Star Jessica

Sister of Devi15demise

Devi15demise is attracted to Super Star Jessica

by King Ian Moore June 6, 2021

Jessica

Jessica is very talkative. Once you are singing a song she will make it a duet. She may be a little annoying. She gets rid of her friends quickly.

Hey did you see (Jessica )today?

Yeah, whenever I started sing she sang with me.

by Izzybellyyy December 4, 2018

Jessica baxter

Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy

Wow have you seen Jessica Baxter, shes fineeee

by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021

Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA

Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Jessica

She is a small rounded girl who often snorts when she yawns
Normally given the nickname Jessie

Person 1: omg is that a Jessica
Person 2: hah she’s so autismic

by EpPENIS July 23, 2020

Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.

Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.

by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021