January 7th

Sandalwichs Birthday

"Norman, guess what!! It's January 7th, Sandalwichs birthday!!!! "

by sandalwich December 24, 2021

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 25th

A special date

January 25th is a special date when a special person is born you would be lucky to have a friend born on this day <3

by Bolena January 3, 2022

January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022

january 28 2008

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 4, 2022

January 12th

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Boy: hey I am going to suicide!

Girl: why?

Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!

Girl: what's a shez?!!

Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!

by Akkkkuuuuun January 11, 2023