by hhajake November 6, 2012
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Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
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