JADE

"Accidently" hits people with a cane
New Yorker
likes cats

JADE yeah that guy

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

Jade

Someone who is less attractive than they realize, a 4 who thinks they are a 10

She is such a jade. She thinks she is cuter than me??? She so jaded.

by Slangily January 13, 2024

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

Jade Farr

A young fetus who become partly famous via Musical.ly . You can watch her Asmr videos on @ Life With Mak :)

Woah Jade Farr is my icon !!

by SisterSushi January 6, 2019

Jade mohamed

someone who gets emotionally attached to fictional characters and definitely secretly likes luka. also is super cool and whatnot 😎

I love Jade mohamed

by Simp 💃 July 24, 2021

Jade

Jade is a girl with a fat juicy ass! With of course a heart of gold. When you see Jade walking down the street watch out! Her sexy ass might cause a accident!

Did you see that sexy girl over there?

Yeah that’s jade! She’s got a fat ass!

by thequeenbbbb November 24, 2021

Jade dog

Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog”

Oi your such a jade dog

by Angry mum August 14, 2020