Just browsing

What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.

Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.

by The truth about what is real April 19, 2021

just being Miley

singer/actress Miley Ray Cyrus posed for photos that gave the appearance that she was bare breasted beneath a sheet. Also published from the shoot were pictures of a scantily clad Miley lounging in bed with her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. About the same time as this shoot Miley's most popular song contains a phrase "Felt like I couldn't breath. You asked what's wrong with me. My best friend Leslie said, 'She's just being Miley.'"

Definition: Leaning on, or posing with, your dad, or an older man, in an ambiguously inappropriate way.

Yo man, I saw this 13 year old girl, dressed like a raging slut, leaning on her dad's arm in the grocery store--"she's just being Miley."

Or...

I saw this slutty girl "just being Miley" with her dad in the grocery store!

or...

Hey supper market slut, stop "just being Miley" with your dad on isle 12. Take that shit to Vanity Fair.

by Davecandividebyzero July 27, 2008

Just send it!

Meaning: Go ahead! Typically spoken from a homosexual man, and many times referring to sex.

Joshua is going to a gay bar tonight on a mission to "Just send it!"

by FoffTim December 20, 2017

Just.....fuckin' cuz

Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.

"Why are you eating stale Saltine crackers?"
"Just.....fuckin' cuz."

by Dunkelisawesome July 5, 2009

just fine

the days full and bright and loud
the nights lonely and quiet
kisses getting rarer
people don't talk
they keep staring
romance dies when they settle down
if a momma don't fit in

she must be a clown

late at night - glass of wine - thinking of a time and place its gonna be all right -

is melancholy holding me hostage, love - when they say "you'll be just fine"
what exactly do they have in mind
what exactly do they have in mind

by Krkič July 26, 2019

just add rum

1) when a guy's girlfriend and her child move into the guy's house, he has a ready-made family.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.

"now you are all a big happy family."
"yup, just add rum!"

by daddy dub November 10, 2006

Just hustlin'

Used when answering the phone or greeting a friend in real life or on messenger in place of 'nm'

Dwayne: Hey man, whats poppin?
Deshawn: Just hustlin'...you good, dawg?

by VincentPhuket August 27, 2009