Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.
by J.C.J January 26, 2022
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italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.
Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.
by dumpercan September 12, 2010
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italian hot dog

when man takes a pornographic image of of his penis in a hot dog bun. It is tradition to add condiments ( toppings) to the picture.
by evil olive January 13, 2010
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Italian Truck Stop

An act too disgusting and wrong to be described in a place with even as little decency as the internet.
Hey you, want an Italian Truck Stop?

I give the best Italian Truck Stops.
by Obese Tony December 11, 2010
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Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019
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Italian Victory Salute

Verb. To dramatically lift the middle finger while refraining from lifting the index, middle, ring, thumb, or pinky fingers. This is also commonly known as 'Flipping Off', 'Giving the bird', 'Flashing Your Sign', or 'Giving the finger'. First introduced by the French longbowmen in the middle ages. It was known that longbowmen needed their middle finegr to fire arrows at the enemy. Essentially, they 'Flipped Off' their enemy, a derisive way of proving that they can still kill them. It still works today even! It is, in a rounabout way, a simple way of saying 'Fuck You, I can still kill you.' Of course, it is not called the 'French Victory Salute' for the same fact that the French have no victory songs, and their victory flag is a white picture on a white background with a white border.
'Shut up or I'll give you my Italian Victory Salute!'
by Nekko Erickson February 01, 2006
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Italian Mountain Yodeler

The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.
I couldn't believe it when that girl said she wanted me to make her into an Italian Mountain Yodeler
by murdoc222 October 21, 2011
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