Irish Thief

One who is Irish and tends to wear multiple irish rings at one time. He/she is coined a thief because the rings are placed on random fingers such as thumbs, pinkies, forefingers, and are being worn at the same time (as if this person has just stolen all of these rings).

"Paddy..... you got a lot of rings on today! What's up with that? Do those all even belong to you? You are a regular ole Irish thief!"

by megalyn27 January 21, 2013

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

by AC Lifts September 22, 2020

Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.

I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.

by Light1980 October 2, 2009

irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

by cb June 16, 2004

Wild Irish Roses

Petechea or bruising around eyes that result from vomiting

I through up so much that I got the wild irish roses.

by Billy Geo March 14, 2010

Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.

He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.

by Pseuso March 30, 2020