Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".

Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!

by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021

Mud Soaking

The act of motionless anal insertion of a penis.

Hey babe we’ve been soaking for a while now. But I was wondering if we could try mud soaking? It’s my birthday after all.

by SURFISIS September 11, 2023

Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.

I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.

by Dadawggy January 19, 2019

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

Mud Slinger

New name for those guys on YouTube and Instagram who make mud pools, houses etc.

Will: have you ever saw those guys who make mud houses and all that?

Jim: yeah! the mud slingers!

by lemonicelollies March 22, 2022

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022