go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2021
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cave rat

a indescribable monster
someone who very ugly
a person whos not cute at ALL
why is that cave rat trying to talk to me
he looks like a cave rat
by kay tee June 30, 2008
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Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore
Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.
by PaulGold August 4, 2014
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crabmin's cave

The holy land. A place of legend. Those who wish to enter the cave must pass a series of psychological and physical evaluations. Cave entrance is on maximum security at all times and has been said to be impossible to penetrate.
I want to go into crabmin's cave but I am deemed unworthy.
by fizzbuzz299 January 14, 2022
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Gender Cave

Gender cave is a term that describes society as a whole in its decision making of beliefs that have to do with gender. Gender cave specifically refers to the Idea of there only being two genders and unwilling to be open to discussion otherwise.
Bro you're living in a gender cave
by Bhopjack September 25, 2022
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Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.
"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"
by DJ JA May 23, 2017
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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