*cums on ians face*

FUCK YOU IAN

*cums on ians face* cause hes a little bitch

by avidianhater316 June 11, 2023

Ian Shultz

Ian Shultz is a marshmallow and kind of looks like a blueberry sometimes. He like Arctic fox and cold.

Shultz shulker box paprika

He look bieber

And sometime backflip

Love, your children

“Lordy, is that Ian Shultz!!”

“My my, if it aint my father Ian. He’s one hell of a marshmallow.”

by TrinkeyandJulianne January 8, 2023

Ian

That guy who’s pretty tall but also very funny and cool kinda cute. But he will cheat on you cuz he was a natural born hoe.

Hey that’s ian the hoe.

by hshshee September 21, 2020

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Ian

Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.

Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian

From Sia’s point of view, Ian isn’t human. He’s a special gift that God has given her. He can give her everything because he’s super-duper cool.

However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it. Ian is the love of Sia’s life. She loves him till her death comes.

The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.

An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.

“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”

Person 1 : “That man looks like an angel.”
Person 2 : “Oh, he’s Ian.”

by The Lady Who Loves Ian November 24, 2021

Ian

Person who is so annoying and weird in a way.
Another word for; goof, gof and Eve.

-Oh my god, look how he smiles!
-Dude that looks like a Ian.

by xaw October 13, 2022