Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

Relationship

Two ppl who are unsure of wat they want,

trying to pretend they're in love

Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"

James: because they're in a *relationship*

by 268Carrot June 19, 2021

Stable relationship

Where a person is stable in a relationship, dependable and solid

Were in a stable relationship and it's a good thing.

by carlos140 February 24, 2022

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.

Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship

by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022

relationship

what you will rarely/never have

Person 1 : I'm in a relationship, and you ?
Person 2 : I've never heard this word before.

by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021