i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

by ishu4 May 1, 2023

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

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I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by Rotten Turkey October 12, 2022

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I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"

John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...

by Faride Adib January 2, 2019

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I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Someone who kinda exists December 21, 2021

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