hagtrim

Noun: the clothing of old women who often seen outside bingo halls (this may be true inside bingo halls, but I have never been in one to research this).
Articles of clothing include head-scarves, pink loosly-knitted cardigans, and house-coats, as well as hats with flowers on.

The old bint was often seen in charity shops, looking for hagtrim.

by Eddie The Shit January 13, 2005

hagalong

The ugly friend(s) in a pack of girls at a bar. Usually only included in the group as a way for the hotter chicks to make themselves seem more attractive. See also: grenade

Dude, I'm not saying she doesn't look good, but she wouldn't be as hot if it weren't for that trail of hagalongs behind her.

by Your Freindly Neighborhood Beard December 15, 2008

hageet

Used to describe a someone who is being a bitch or a pussy or a fag. however it sounds similar to saying faggot. Said all around east milton. A slang term.

yo whatup you hageet!

fuckin hageet!

by esorb October 31, 2007

Hagqueefa

Another name for the popstar formerly known as Madonna. Put old hag and queef together and you get Hagqueefa.

Look at hagqueefa flashin' her vadge yet again!

by Tripmeup June 15, 2008

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

haggermeister

The type of drunk one gets after consuming too much jägermeister.

Man, Julie and I were up until four last night just stumbling around town. We were haggermeister.

by Gus X March 14, 2009

Hagebod

an acronym or text code for the full sentence "Hangy anus go eat a bad of dicks." Used as an insult or in reference to someone.

You stole the last donut? Hagebod!

Text person 1: Dude. I hate my boss.
Text person 2: hagebod

by Badger Money December 12, 2010