nigerian hair

Hair often argued to be the toughest on earth even tougher than cambodian and ethiopian hair

Feel this sample of nigerian hair,its so tough,i couldnt cut this with a chainsaw

by darios August 31, 2008

pussy hair

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.

are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!

by dirTsamoan July 01, 2003

Cubic Hair

The vast quantities of hair found on Cuban genitals. Also known as cubes, this word originated from American government officials who inspected Cuban immigrants as they entered US borders.

Man in strip club: "Damn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had"
Strippers father: "Excuse my daughter is Cuban so I would like it if you referred to her pussy hair as cubic hair."

by Chest Cube March 01, 2009

hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009

ass hair

luckily girls don't have it or anal would suck

Bobby: I have more ass hair than head hair!

by Kirby_Kalamazoo March 13, 2016

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

bowling hair

bowling hair is what your hair looks like after you have an intense game of bowling.

In p.e. class we had such an intense game of bowling, everyone had bad cases of bowling hair.

by qwerty12345678910 March 22, 2009