gerald

Gerald is a sexy and cute guy with dimples. he is popular and well liked among his friends.

he loves to pout and act cute, just so to please older aunties.

Gerald is also one thicc bith and has a thick and juicy lips

Gerald is slim and fit and also loves to play musical instruments.

Gerald also has big smelly and sweaty feet

people always say “oh no he/she has gerald’s feet

by shy girl music teacher September 15, 2019

Gerald

He's a really cool guy who loves to have fun. He was a loner at first but made really good friends. He would usually make a weird joke to annoy his friends. You can usually find him playing computer games, in a chat group, or doing something weird. He is very artistic and loves to draw anime and manga characters for fun. His favorite anime/manga genres are Action, Adventure, and Shonen. He likes to read long books. He is also very athletic and will do anything to win a game of soccer, leading him to hurt his friends (by kicking them in the foot Really Hard). He calls his friend "Mr. President and Pedo the Bear" (due to his name) to annoy the heck out of him.

" Owwww!", Mr. E, " Gerald kicked me again!", student shouted.
"Sorry, I wanted to kick someone," Gerald explains.
"It's alright, Gerald, you can kick him any time you want," Mr. M says.
"Okay," Gerald says (with a big grin on his face)
"Owwwwwww!", Mr. E!," student shouts.

by KanadeTachibana March 22, 2013

german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.

sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.

by bill oddey March 3, 2004

German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

German Boy

A sexy man with a hot face who makes a wonderful toy. He will leave you wanting more. And when your done it will a savory and sweet german taste in your mouth.

I want and need a German boy.

by mrcarylover April 25, 2019

Gerald

Gerald is the one gay best friend everyone can count on

I’m felling sad so I might talk to Gerald

by EdgeBeanUwO May 21, 2020

germanic

Of historical ethinic origin

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010