Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.

Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden

by 8284play January 8, 2021

Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!

Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))

by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020

golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020