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Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.
“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”
by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018
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goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
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Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.
My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.
by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022
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Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
by nyf’e January 1, 2022
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Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
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Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..
Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again
by Myers guy May 1, 2016
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ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.
John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"
by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025
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