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Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different
Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!
by Sexyboy6969fme May 21, 2023
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Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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glorytalker

Someone who tells stories of their past usually with a liberal dose of embellishment
Old Harry is such a glorytalker. Yesterday he told me about a night back in the 80's when he drank a bottle of Bourbon, did 10 lines, had sex with 4 women, ate a whole turkey, drove his motorbike into an outlaw bar, got into 6 fights...won them all then rode to the coast to watch the sunrise and smoke a cuban cigar.
by Jack Denarvi July 8, 2023
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Glory Hole Gladiator

This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits
by Sex Daddy July 11, 2023
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Goopy

Annoying person whos bloodline has been cursed to be annoying just like them even though they wont admit it.
Your being very goopy right now!
by Sekizoz August 3, 2023
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goopy

Man, that explosive diarrhea was a real goopy. I'm never eating Taco Bell again!
by GIRLBOSSOFFICIAL July 24, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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