ohio state football

they gayest organization in football.
they think their good but their all fat.
try not cheating

imagine being ohio state football that would suck

by YeetThineFeet November 2, 2019

American Football

The most popular sport in America. Requires a unique skill set foe every position. It requires strength, speed, precision, smarts, and more heart than any other team sport. Criticized by European pansy fucks(mostly of the soccer kind) because of the pads. The pads do little to protect me, the sticker on my helmet pretty much says "There's a good chance of death today." To all the fucking people who say the pads are gay put them on and say American football sucks put on the pads and say that to James Harrison and Clay Matthews. 1 of 2 will happen:
1) you will shit your pants, cry, and beg for your pussy soccer ball
2) you will cease to exist

Soccer douche(with his girlfriend): pads are gay, American football sucks
me: fuck you say!
soccer douche: pads are gay i will put them on and so you American
"i lay him out and make him concuss"
me: fuck you pansy motherfucker(take his girl)
soccer douche: "crying"
me: faggot

by xtremlylucky March 3, 2011

flag football

a gay game played by people with no life, who like to good game each other for no reason. kinda similar to canadian football, but with out the talent.

hey reico did you see me stuff that running back from the rear? I really blocked him by grabbing his flags. Now, get over here and give old michael a good game. Man I love flag football.

by moochcat November 11, 2006

TA football

Thayer Academy Football team. As many Thayer sports teams, the Varsity team sucks. However, the JV team carried over an undefeated season from the middle school and dominated with the class of '08's unbelievable athletic ability.

Not as popular as the Thayer Hockey Team

Dude, did you see the TA football game at homecoming?

Of course not, I was watching underdeveloped whores on the JV field hockey and soccer teams

by anonymous January 24, 2005

Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.

Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.

by geir January 9, 2007

Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

by James Cagney February 10, 2004

semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009