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A small, styrofoam-based takeout box
Bro, can we get those sausages flagged up?
by Jumpybean May 28, 2022
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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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Red Flag

1: “my Venus is a gemini is in leo”
2: “Huge red flag m8. Gtfo”
by a complete failure December 27, 2021
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red flag

literally julius. a walking red flag. commitment issues, compulsive flirt and a person who kisses girls' necks before their lips 🤨
julius is such a red flag. a walking red flag if ive ever seen one.
by dilfluvr3 April 1, 2022
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Blue Flags

F1 Flags waved for Nicholas Latifi, Lance Stroll, or previously, Nikita Mazepin.

Blue Flags tell a driver to let cars through that are a lap ahead.
Nikita Mazepin is Blue-Flag Sexual. He is attracted to blue flags.
by 33samtrbr April 13, 2022
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East Timor Flag

The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.

Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?

Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
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Flag

The little red thing that says flag in the bottom right corner of the definition
>hey can you flag my definition
-okay
by BreadTaken January 12, 2021
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