Festical

Taken by mixing the word 'festival' and 'testicle' to define a rubbish or 'bollocks' festival/public event.

'You going to the 'Generic Festival/Event' this year?'
'Nah man, it's a goddamn festical...'

by Festical Steve February 17, 2010

festa

To bum or suck up 2 another person, as well as interfering or trying to find what some one is up 2.

Your mum festarin, seein what u what up 2 the nite before.
If you festa another person by trying to be their friend.

by wag1 April 14, 2006

Festiesio

A crazy partier or partiers that only goes to the party for crazy sex or raging group orgies, When a father busts in on the party from work look for Raging Butt Sex

There were alot of "festiesio's" at that party las night.

by Ryan Reise February 10, 2008

Fegit

A anal ingester

Person 1:Your such a fucking "fegit" Tommy
Tommy: just cuz I eat ass?
Person 1:Duh
Ass eating sex disgusting sexual

by Jasonislazzy August 31, 2016

Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

Fester

1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester U Faggot! Go molest sumting!

by Daddy March 4, 2003

fesity

A anglicized derivation of the french word "les fesses"(the buttocks), meaning to dance around shaking whatchu got.

I was feeling really fesity this morning.

by elizabethhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 14, 2008