fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord May 15, 2018

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.

She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.

by Calibabe6 April 19, 2018

fake rap

a genre of music created by the lonely island, this involves comedy and singing.

"What is the genre of music the lonely island sing?"
"they sing fake rap"

by bkeast September 7, 2016

Fake Emo

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.

Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo

by BroDoinItForClout September 2, 2021

FAKEY FAKE

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it

"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."

by Samdrue June 13, 2018

Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.

like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.

by arge68 February 5, 2021