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Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation
{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"
by driver_wanted November 3, 2009
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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Suck Factor 6

I need to buy one (roller shoe) to make sure it's not suck factor 6!
by Kevin O'Leary October 21, 2010
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Laue Factor

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.
If it wasn't for the "Laue Factor", this film shoot would be going great.
by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010
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Lawl Factor

Something that someone says, does, or looks like that will make you laugh uncontrollably.
Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010
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european factor

How American girls become incredibly horny, drunk and easy once they arrive in a European Country, in contrast to how they behave at home
Person A: Hey what is Suzie acting like such a slut? She never acts like this before.
Person B: Its the European factor, once here they lose all inhibitions and dignity
by galway14 February 14, 2012
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Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014
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