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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.
Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.
by Layqueishea October 29, 2008
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To get some beats without paying for it.

Having sex with an easy girl.
Yo, lemme get some free beats!
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"Freeafying" can be achieved by the simplest of means - the removal of a long-worn piece of jewelry, to the political arena when a person stops calling themselves 'liberal conservative Democrat,' to the social area in ceasing any existence or contact in an online social network, etc.

Was first coined here at the Colbert Report's official on-line site by the user WolvesvsPalin who is also listed as "Freeafying"
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