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Edward

This person is great sweet smart cute strong and puts family and friends first put has bad past experiences that makes it hard to trust people but falls for people fast
by E4williams November 15, 2022
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
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Edward the maneating train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game

You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”
by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022
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Edward Dane Mauldin

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!
by Catatonius February 13, 2023
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Edward

really funny and kind. hes a good listener and will listen to you rant about your friends. he has a very unique personality which makes things funner. the overall best person to hang out with. :D
by quibblee October 10, 2021
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Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!
An Edward swoops in to save the day.
by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022
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