Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

dylan nugget

god himself manifested into a chicken nugget

i wanna eat a dylan nugget rn

by eggwargg September 24, 2018

Dylan Helvey

He’s a man that nobody likes because he’s ugly

How look at that Dylan Helvey over there

by Dylan aka (one leg) February 9, 2020

Dylans Cock

its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.

woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*

by Benamino :D March 19, 2021

dylan koch

A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets

Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch

by DougKochStan112 June 14, 2021

Dylan Guptill

Also known as Guptill89 on his Youtube, Dylan Guptill is an eccentric man known for listing his "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" and holding an intense hatred of Ray William Johnson's "Doin' Your Mom."

*splash sound effect*

Dylan Guptill: Doin' your MOM!?!? That's just INSULTING!

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 3, 2021

Dylan Jones

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks

Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019