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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 1, 2021
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.
by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021
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Dutch mapping

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
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Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.
“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

Oh fuck!”
by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021
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Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.
Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012
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