Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

dutch fag

internet slang that means lowlife.

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup

by RichBorat December 23, 2016

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016