When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022
When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole
Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler
by Krittjack December 05, 2021
by WTFuck July 02, 2015
During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
by LayingSeams March 16, 2019
Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 06, 2011
by nippli February 22, 2017
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 18, 2019