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Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.
I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.
by charliekelly August 19, 2008
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Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.
What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020
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uninvited driver

Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.
Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!
by DecemberTwentynine September 24, 2017
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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Bad Drivers

People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.

Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.

Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!
by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020
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