douche berry 

A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.

Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::

douche berry by Lady Shinigami November 14, 2005

Douche Pickle 

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

Douche Pickle by Brandon Radlo November 12, 2008

Douche Bag 

Males, between the ages of 18-29, with faux-hawks, fake tans, aviator glasses, Ed Hardy shirts, TapOut/UFC/MMA shirts, as well as popped collars on their polo shirts and in the summer they break out the visors, often upside down and when indoors the sun glasses are worn on the back of their heads. Often hair has frosted tips.

They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later.

They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (even though most are closet homos)

Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock sock to most of these douche bags.

Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested.

Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite Beer.

Me: Dude, I saw so many douche bags at the bar last night.

Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started wrestling, it was pretty gay.

Me: Troof!

Douche Bag by Buster Heighman July 23, 2010

douche cougar 

term for someone who asks you to move down in a bar....

"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"

douche cougar by ERIN WILSON October 16, 2008

Douche Baggery 

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

Douche Baggery by AwsomeT March 9, 2009

douche canoe 

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.

douche canoe by Skirish April 25, 2010

douche bag 

A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.

Gene Simmons is a douche bag

douche bag by flurbadurb October 3, 2010