domeschwacked

Very high, or drunk.

I smoked a gram and now i am domeschwacked.

by jenn & brittany! August 25, 2007

Does you in the pants

When something is "spot on" or just how you want it.
When something is just perfect

Ben: How is the pizza?
Bill: It does you in the pants!

Past tense-

Mick: Did you enjoy the gig last night
Dave: Yeah, did me in the pants!

by BarryTheScott March 15, 2010

Domesick

experiencing a longing for receiving oral sex during a period of absence from it, a la "homesick"

I hate that I moved 1000 miles away from my girlfriend. I feel so domesick.

by lionelhutz September 26, 2010

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 10, 2017

Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020

Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010