Discovery Of America

Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!

Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.

by Beanie Boy March 3, 2008

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by WlournJustics November 4, 2021

Discorealiting

Disco = Disconnected
Reality.

When you feel like you are not connected to the world even if something is happening in front of you because you are thinking about something else that blows your mind

Yesterday at the party I was discorealiting

by Ashraferd April 7, 2019

Discorecord

The way you feel when you wagecuck away at your cringe 9-5 job at the trainstation while your precious Honda Prelude is stuck at the mechanic for several months and keeps breaking.

Guy 1: Fuck man I really want my car back but I am just stuck here at my job
Guy 2: I know that feel bro, its the way of Discorecord.

by Yikers22 August 4, 2021

discreet greet

When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.

*as passing* "hey"

*pauses.. turns* "uhh.. hey!"

what a discreet greeting bastard

by JackVicious June 12, 2009

Discreeping

Discreetly Creeping

(Discreeping:adjective. As in, creeping into someone's photo, in a nonchalant way)

by Leahlove May 22, 2009

Discovery Term

A place where unmotivated students and unmotivated teachers are put in a classroom for the last 2 weeks of the school.

"Last two weeks of school and I'm so bored. It must be discovery terms."

by anonymous09876543211234567890 May 26, 2009