ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.

After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells

Victor is being a ding ding

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.

Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them

by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016

ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021