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Have some damn faith

A necessity for Arthur to have in the face of never ending errors in the Van Der Linde Gang.
Arthur-“You sure about that Dutch?”
Dutch-“Have some damn faith Arthur! When did you start doubting me?”
by MoistMemeMaster January 22, 2019
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crack!damn!poof!

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)
See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"
by tonkchump September 22, 2005
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Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap
oh damn I be a itchy mofo
by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004
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frankly my dear I don't give a damn

A quote from the movie Gone With the Wind. In those days swear words never came in big movies and the director was in trouble. Before the movie was released, he had an option to either change it, or pay $5,000 (which was worth a lot!). He payed the fine of $5,000 and it the quote became famous, it topped AFI's list of top quotes.

There's even a wikipedia article about it that I can't link to because it's too long.
Scarlett: What's going to happen to me?
Rhett: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
by Serminigo July 5, 2006
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God damn mother fucker

The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.
Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!
by Metal Mike 213 August 24, 2011
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
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