josh not cole

when someone says they blew cole but it’s really josh

person 1: oh my god did you hear she blew cole?
person 2: hm he sounds a lot like josh
person 3: guys it’s josh not cole

by poopypants45 July 14, 2018

coatesville

Coatesville, once home to over five million people, was reduced to a mere twenty thousand when guerilla units from Congo ransacked and secured the city in 1986. Since this day of scorn so bitter that it is capable of puckering any mouth that it befalls, the invading forces have gradually blended into the indigenous peoples, making their removal impossible. Coatesville, gripped by terror for over two decades, implores your help in identifying and crippling the sly threat.

Jenfordia Musaka, formerly of Congo, led his self-formed 12th Cong Expeditionary Force directly into the city of Coatesville on February 13th, 1986. His well-trained guerilla force laid waste to over four million in an event called "The Great Cleansing of Good". The city was then slowly distorted, making the line between civilian and insane, armed extremist very thin, if not invisible. Since this ill-fated day, in the wretched year - One thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six - Coatesville has fallen to unstable leadership."

by Coatesville expert July 16, 2008

Hollywood Cole

Play on the original phrase "now who else wanna f**k wit' Hollywood Cove?" in the OutKast song 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious'

Now who else wanna F**k wit' Hollywood Cole?

by Captain Bangkok March 11, 2021

Colter

When a guy who has been with a girl for a really long time makes up a rumor/lie that hes gay to break up with her and not break her heart/make her have a bitch fit.

"Dude, Rob broke up with Wendy today."
"Oh really? I bet she flipped the fuck out."
"Nah, he told everyone he was gay, he pulled a fuckin' Colter."

by chrisdonathan January 28, 2009

Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.

Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)

by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011

Cole

Cole is a name given to someone of Jewish background(usually)

Cole is the type of person to be caught stealing from Wal-Mart and go to jail for it.

Cole is the type of person to shank a grandma and then take her purse and laugh about it.

Prisoner:"What you in for huh?"
Cole:"Oh I stole from walmart."
Prisoner:"You total psychopath."

by Catz312555 June 15, 2018

Coldest place in the universe

why

guy 1: look up the coldest place in the universe
guy 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING WHEN IMPOSTER SUS 😳😳😳😳😳 *gunshot*
guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!

by Jay The Cat September 18, 2021