coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

by Ghoul July 26, 2018

Coffee

A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.

I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.

by The Napping Queen February 9, 2019

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.

“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”

by lyd&han June 16, 2019