An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.
by The phantom clock March 28, 2014
Cock Roulette is a game played amongst males. The player with the smallest cock (loser) has to orally pleasure the rest of the players.
by ThrashMan October 24, 2012
by squibbie July 18, 2010
a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
by sam madsen June 11, 2007
A beverage served to a unsuspecting person(s) that has been stirred or otherwise swizelled with your cock. Not to be confused with a tea-bag-a-cola.
by Lank10 November 15, 2009
A game where the goal is to fap to a tempo in a porn video similar to the rules of Guitar Hero making the orgasm better and more satisfying, most have levels that forbid you to cum until the end, with every level the tempo increases making it harder and harder not to cum.
by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant October 24, 2018
by The Slanguist June 11, 2003