Clit measuring contest

When 2 or more women try to out-mom the others by being overnurturing and being overbearing

Susie is having a clit measuring contest with her mom over who can hug Susie's daughter longer after she got an A- on her coloring assignment.

by Hackmalafore May 12, 2021

10 inch clit

an easy way to define your gender, for nosy friends

- "Are you gay?"
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?

by Jay Tee September 14, 2022

Overly-Sized Clit

Being a pain in the ass or a situation that is too hard to bare.

1. You are being an Overly-Sized Clit right now, you just broke my new dildo, you lint-licker!
2. This Exam is such an Overly-Sized Clit.
Adj., V., N., Adv.

by Pantor V. Bichop March 7, 2010

Chill yo clit

When your girl be tripping and go crazy, and you want her to calm down

"Bitch, chill yo clit"

by Vulgar mind September 12, 2016

lee van clit

By putting a little cowboy hat or inserting a old western pistol into the pussy.

Last night we were roll playing and she was the cowboy and i totally fucked her lee van clit

by mister misty uh June 16, 2011

Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.

David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"

by bonerteaser April 30, 2013

Clit-R-Dick

When the clitorious hangs outside of the vaginal lips.

I was banging this chick last night, and she had a clit-r-dick.

by Sexsexsex69 September 29, 2010