a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big
obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a
human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its
big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.