revoked your pussy card

Meaning you don't get your pussy licked only the dick

Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick

by MrFukkWidIt January 14, 2019

The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 21, 2020

the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen

moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*

by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Uno Cancel card

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

by Meme-all-star 3000 December 1, 2020

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 13, 2020