A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
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by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
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by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
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by BoroJojo February 4, 2010
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Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
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