caluckulated

When you calculate luck with such efficiency nobody would doubt you counting chickens before they cluck. This is a skill held by everyone but lost when in times of self doubt. This synonymous with survival instincts as life itself is lucky to be here and only through non-stop calculations of how to get LUCKY!

Calculated Luck. Only the person who got lucky knows the ratio of luck to skill.

Brian caluckulated getting a promotion by spending free time putting himself in that position.

Robert caluckulated not doing his homework by having asthma he can fake at any time

by BryGuySoShy February 20, 2021

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Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

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Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021

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Callum Crolla

If your ever so lucky to find this man never let him go, he is the most loving, loyal, handsome and kindest guy you will ever meet. Callum Crolla defines handsomeness and glory.

Callum Crolla is fit

by Callum 2001 January 31, 2021

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