Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Kaper-Call

1. The act of tugging on the lanyard of a surfboard to get it to float back to the fallen rider. 2. Hitting the HOME button on a drone or other autonomous vehicle to send it back to its launch area. 3. Successfully throwing a boomerang so that it returns to the hand of the one who threw it. 4. Force quitting all software and returning to Finder or home screen.

When I get too tired to swim I just Kaper-Call my board and climb on.
If you lose sight of the drone send a Kaper-Call and it should head back here and land safely.
All my apps froze so I performed a Kaper-Call and relaunched only the needed programs.

by every_engineer_ever July 9, 2021

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.

You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.

by Le Duque October 30, 2009

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009