Check Debt

What broke bitches say instead of cash money

Bruh, Dr. Phil's dick is hella check debt, he's the best sugar daddy.

by buffsukinotnatsuki December 15, 2019

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

Makeup Check

When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.

Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!

by spilt_tiddy_juice December 17, 2019

taste check

noun / euphemism.

When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.

Jaxon: "Bro, what you just said was foul, I think you need a taste check ASAP!"

by Luc Samatas November 8, 2009

check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012