a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
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bro 1: DO NOT CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit
by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021
Get the Continuing the bullshit mug.When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021
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I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
Get the bullshit ass bullshit mug.When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
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This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck…
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?
Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?
Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!
Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?
Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?
Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!
Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024
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