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burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito
"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"
by tl203 July 5, 2012
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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
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burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito
"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"
by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012
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burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.
Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.
by John Carstillon June 16, 2012
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