Burmese Blumpkin

Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.

I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.

by Hdog99 October 16, 2014

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

blueface blumpkin

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face

taylor was giving a blueface blumpkin in the skido can at u pull it for five bucks.

by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025

Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))

Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.

Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?

by Chaka2A October 22, 2024