Lithuanian Blumpkin
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Lithuanian Blumpkin by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
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Country Blumpkin
Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Country Blumpkin by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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COUNTRY BLUMPKIN
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
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